[Completely out of practice with the usual trials of living with his Bro, Dave's reaction isn't quite his best. He jumps straight up into the air, flailing and nearly missing the mattress on his way back down.

Sooooo coooooool.

He struggles to regain his composure, finally pulling himself together long enough to glare at the intruder, glasses askew once again.]

Ronnie can fuckin' take care of himself. The sun's barely even up, you douchebag, the only people that should be awake right now are getting ready to go to sleep.