I don't have plans either, other than plans to get the fuck back to sleep. And you're kind of interrupting those. Good night.

[Ever obstinate, he tugs the covers over his head and presses his face back into his pillow. Right in the wet spot. Oops. Just gotta readjust a little, there.

People who actually do remember their own birthday: Dave Strider. People who are too tired to care: Dave Strider. These are both very short but important lists.

Basically, Jane? You're gonna have to try harder.]